Almost-Native

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. 엄마 아빠가 6살짜리 아들을 누드비치에 뎃고 갔어요. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. 소년이 누드비치를 걷다가 자기 엄마꺼보다 큰 가슴을 갖고 있는 여자들을 보고는 엄마한테 쟤들은 왜 가슴이 큰지 물었어요. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." 엄마가 아들에게, "가슴이 클수록 더 멍청한 사람이야." The boy please..

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. 어느날 슈퍼맨이 쫌 꼴렸어요. 그래서 그의 슈퍼히어로 친구에게 찾아가 어디에서 으샤으샤를 할 수 있는지 물었어요. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "헤이 배트맨! 섹스하기에 누가 좋냐?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in comicland. Why don't you try her?", replied Batman. "어 슈퍼맨, 원더우먼이 만화세상에서..

One day these two best friends Jay and Bob were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jay's leg and bit his dick, 두 절친인 제이와 밥이 어느날 숲을 내려가다가 갑자기 큰 뱀이 나타나 제이의 다리로 뛰어올라 제이의 거시기를 물었어요. 꺅~ since no one was around for miles Bob called a hospital and told the doctor "Quick Quick I need your help. My friend got bit by a snake on his penis." 근방 몇마일에는 아무도 없었기 때문에 밥은 병원에 전화를 걸어서 의사선..

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking crack and appeared in court before the judge. 두 사내가 마약(코카인)을 흡입한 혐의로 경찰에 잡혀와서 법정의 판사앞에 섰습니다. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time." 판사왈, "자네들 괜찮은 젊은이들 인것 같고 해서, 내가 감옥해 쳐넣기 보다는 기회를 한번더 주고 싶고 싶어요." "I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use a..

"Doc, can you give me something to pep me up? I am going to shack up with three girls for the weekend." "의사선생님, 힘나게하는 거 좀 있으면 주실래요? 제가 주말에 3명의 여자들과 동침할 예정이거든요." So the Doc thought it over and prescribed the young man Viagra. 의사는 곰곰히 생각하더니 젊은이에게 비아그라를 처방해줬습니다. Monday morning, the man was back again. "Doc, can you give me some rubbing alcohol?" 월요일 아침에, 그 남자가 다시 왔습니다. "선생님, 마사지용 알콜 좀 주실래요?" The Do..

Pinocchio was fed up with the recent complaints from his wife. "Every time we make love, I get splinters." 피노키오가 최근에 아내로부터 질리도록 불만을 듣게 되었습니다. "섹스할때마다, 가시에 찔려." So, Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the Carpenter, for advice. 그래서, 피노키오는 그의 조물주인 목수 제페토 할어버지에게 갔습니다. 조언을 구하러. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter, "that's what you need." "종이사포," 제페토가 말했어요, "니가 필요한건 그거야." So, Pinocchio took the san..

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. 한 작은 시골마을에 늙은 의사가 은퇴하게 되어, 그 일을 넘겨받으러 한 젊은 의사가 갔습니다. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. 늙은 의사는 마을사람들이 새로운 의사에게 익숙해지도록 함께 왕진을 돌자고 제안했습니다. At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." 첫번째 집에서 여..